Friday, February 25, 2011

My Top 10 Movies of 2010

Unscripted Movie Reviews

2010 was a fun year at the movie theater, with a variety of engaging films filling up the Top 10. So let's get to it, with some quick house-cleaning to do first...

A Blast from the Past: My Top 10 Movies of 2009

10 Potential Listbusters
(some films I didn't see, but heard were good): The American, Blue Valentine, Biutiful, It’s Kind of a Funny Story, The Kids Are Alright, Never Let Me Go, The Runaways, Stone, The Tempest, Winter’s Bone

16 Honorable Mentions: Barney’s Version, The Book of Eli, Buried, Conviction, Despicable Me, Easy A, How to Train Your Dragon, I Love You Phillip Morris, Kick-Ass, Let Me In, Megamind, Mesrine: Killer Instinct, Monsters, Shutter Island, The Town, Tucker & Dale vs Evil

And now onto the feature presentation…

My Top 10 Movies of 2010:

Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's Day Love Letter

Haven't done anything for your valentine yet??? Time's running out!!! Here's an example of a great (sarcastic) Valentine's Day Love Letter that I gave to my friend, Lauren, on V-Day!

Dearest Lauren,

One would think that after a great number of years of having such perplexity over the enigmatic ways of women, a man would swear off that which muddles his mind and clouds his judgment. Yet the sparkle of your oceanic, blue eyes and the whiff of the roses in my garden that daily are reminiscent of your ever ladylike fragrance keep fresh in my mind both the striking beauty of your image and refreshing cynicism of your personality.